Foosball Mascot Awards

A Committee of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Agenda for the 42nd Meeting of the Committee

Point 1: Discuss the merits of using neon pink for the foosball table.

Point 2: Vote on whether or not to include a foosball table in the committee meeting room.

Point 3: Debate the importance of having a foosball mascot.

Point 4: Discuss the foosball table's impact on office productivity.

Meeting Minutes: Not Taken. Not Kept. Not Cared About.