The nominees for the Best Foosball Tabletop Hairdo award are:

• Bartholomew "Barth" McSnazz, for his impressive pompadour-esque 'do
• Reginald "Reg" P. Bottomsworth, for his majestic man-bun-meets-mullet hybrid
• Zephyr "Zeph" Wilder, for his daringly-dyed, punk-rock-inspired undercut

And the winner is... Bartholomew "Barth" McSnazz!

Congratulations, Barth!

Next point: "Most Creative Use of Ping Pong Ball as a Prop"