Committee on the Inane: Foosball Safety Protocol

Agenda for the Meeting of the 3rd of March, 2023

1. Discuss the merits of installing foosball tables in the break room, despite the overwhelming evidence that they are a distraction and a fire hazard.

2. Debate the optimal way to reorganize the foosball table in the break room to maximize efficiency and minimize collisions.

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Read the minutes of the previous meeting.

Meet the esteemed members of the committee.