FOOBSBALL SCORING PROTOCOL

By the powers vested in us, the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas is proud to present the official Foosball Scoring Protocol.

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Section 1: Scoring System

The scoring system shall be based on the following criteria:

Section 2: Scoring Disputes

In the event of a dispute, the Committee reserves the right to overturn the decision of the referee.

Subcommittee A: Dispute Resolution Procedures

The following procedures shall be followed:

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  1. Theประก Prophets shall be consulted to determine the intent of the universe.
  2. The Ancient Ones shall be called upon to interpret the ancient texts.
  3. The Techno-Savants shall be consulted to determine the technicalities of the matter.

Section 3: Amendments

The protocol is subject to change at any time, without warning, and without reason.

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