Because who needs actual skill or strategy when you can just show up and hope your opponent gets a case of the vapors?
| Match | Time | Team A (aka "The Uncoordinated") | Team B (aka "The Also-Uncoordinated") |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 10:00 AM | Team A vs Team B | Team B vs Team A |
| 2 | 11:00 AM | Team C vs Team D | Team D vs Team C |
| 3 | 12:00 PM | Team E vs Team F | Team F vs Team E |
| Finals! | 1:00 PM | Team A vs Team F | Team F vs Team A |
We're not really sure what the rules are, and we've never actually seen a match last longer than 10 minutes without someone storming off in a huff. Good luck, everyone!
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