Pointless Committee: Agenda for Further Inaction

Main Agenda Item: Procrastination

Today, we will be discussing ways to do absolutely nothing productive.

Item 1: Take an extra-long coffee break
Item 2: Reorganize the stapler collection
Item 3: Play Solitaire for an extended period

Subcommittee: Creative Inaction

Join us as we brainstorm new ways to waste time and energy.

Item 1: Develop a new font for our "To-Not-Do" lists
Item 2: Create a 3D model of our inactivity
Item 3: Write a novel about the history of procrastination

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Side Meeting: Bureaucratic Red Tape

Meetings about meetings, because who doesn't love meetings about meetings?

Subcommittee: Committee Etiquette

Learn the proper etiquette for attending, participating, and excusing yourself from meetings.

Item 1: Proper use of the phrase "I'm not here"
Item 2: The art of nodding while not paying attention
Item 3: How to excuse yourself without offending anyone

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Special Report: The History of Procrastination

A detailed account of how we've accomplished nothing of note, ever.

Chapter 1: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
Chapter 2: The Dark Ages of Procrastination
Chapter 3: Modern Procrastination: The Legacy of Our Inaction

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