Minutes of the Pointless Committee - Hat Protocol

Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Meeting started at 9:00 AM. Present: Bob, Alice, and Dave.

Bob: "I'm telling you, it's a conspiracy. Socks are secretly controlling our minds."

Alice: "That's absurd, Bob. You're just paranoid."

Dave: "I agree with Bob, I think."

Socks are Controlling Us

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