Q: What is the point of this committee, anyway?
A: We're not really sure, but it sounds impressive on a resume.
Q: How do I join this committee?
A: You can't. You're not qualified. But you can try to bribe your way in.
Q: What are some common implementation challenges we face?
A: Oh, you know: "Getting out of bed in the morning," "Deciding what to eat for breakfast," "Remembering to breathe."
Q: Can we really make a difference with this committee?
A: No, but we'll make sure to put it on our LinkedIn profiles.