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Pointless Committee: Inter-Agency Cooperation Tips

Tip 1: Always Assume the Other Agency is Lying

Trust no one. Assume the worst about the other agency's intentions. It's just good business practice.

Side Effect:

Paranoid committee members will have a field day!

Tip 2: Always Bring a Lawyer

Tip 2: Always Bring a Lawyer

It's not about being right, it's about being covered!

Subpage: Lawyer-Speak

When in doubt, use 20 words to say nothing.

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Tip 3: Use Comic Sans

It's a font of confusion!

Side Effect:

Colleagues will hate you for it.

Tip 3.5: Use Comic Sans for Everything