Invited Expert: John Doe

Testimony to the Pointless Committee

Today, we have the honor of hearing from the renowned expert, John Doe. His area of expertise is the art of staring at a blank wall for 10 minutes straight.

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• Related Work: 'The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing'

John Doe's qualifications include:

• Stared at a blank wall for 10 minutes straight without flinching
• Has a certificate in Advanced Staring Techniques from the University of Nowhereland
• Published several books on the subject of doing absolutely nothing