Agenda Item 1: Over-Engineering the Obvious
A meeting to discuss the merits of using 5 different types of coffee beans in the break room. Because, clearly, more is better.
Agenda Item 2: Unnecessary Code Reviews
We will spend 3 hours discussing the merits of var = 1 vs. var i = 0; for (i; i < 10; i++)
Because, clearly, the difference is not immediately apparent to anyone who has not spent 5 years studying computer science.
Agenda Item 3: Unnecessary Complexity for its Own Sake
We will discuss the merits of using 3 nested loops instead of a simple for-each loop.
Because, clearly, simplicity is the enemy of innovation.