Pointless Committee Agendas

Join the ranks of the most underachieving, overpaid, and utterly inconsequential committee in the land!

Our committee meets bi-annually to discuss topics that are only slightly less interesting than watching paint dry.

Meet our esteemed members:

• The Mesothelians
• Department of Redundant Ideas
• Committee of Utter Incompetence

We're looking for volunteers to fill the following positions:

• Chairperson: Someone who can tolerate the constant whining and backstabbing
• Secretary: A person who can type with two fingers while eating a bowl of Jell-O
• IT: Someone who can fix the website when it breaks (which is often)

Apply now, and join the ranks of the Pointless Committee!