Committee of the Year 2023: A Year of Unrelenting Inefficiency

Here are the highlights (or lowlights?) of our committee's annual report:

Spent 3 hours deciding what to eat for lunch
Discussed the meaning of life for 4 hours
Decided to have a team-building exercise that involved staring at a wall for 2 hours
Failed to achieve any of our actual goals

Our committee's motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."