The Jones Chronicles Committee on Committee Protocols - Protocol 4: The Unnecessary Meeting

Meeting minutes for the 3rd Tuesday of February 2023.

Chairperson Jones called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM, promptly followed by an hour-long discussion about the color of the meeting room.

Member Smith was overheard saying "I'm telling you, it's beige, not gray." while Member Johnson retorted, "It's taupe, you numbskull!"

Protocol 5: Unanimous Decision-Making

Key Takeaways:

• Meeting room color: Beige.
• Member Johnson's vocabulary: questionable.
• Meeting adjourned at 11:30 AM.