MEETING NOTES

The Jones Committee: Where Bureaucracy Meets Bureaucracy

• AGENDA:
• Item 1: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"
• • Subitem: "Investigate who ate the last box of donuts"
  • Subitem 1: "Donut Holes"
• Item 2: "The Enigma of the Jammed Printer"
• The Theory of the Jammed Printer
• Item 3: "The Enigma of the Missing Stapler"
• Stapler-gate: A Scandal of Epic Proportions

Adjournment: