Present: Jones, Smith, and the Chairman
Objective: To decide on the best ways to waste time
Chairman Jones opened the discussion on the importance of talking in circles
Discussion ensued, with Smith arguing that it's a good way to confuse new employees
Jones countered that it's a good way to get free coffee
The committee voted 2-1 in favor of talking in circles
Action Items1. Create a flowchart to determine the optimal amount of time to waste per meeting
2. Develop a new coffee machine to dispense only decaf, because, reasons
1. Create a flowchart 2. Develop a new coffee machine