Chapter 1: The Futility of Looping
Verse 1: The DO-WHILE statement, a recipe for disaster
For when thou dost write a loop, with conditions that ne'er shall pass
Thou shalt loop forever, in an endless cycle of woe
And the user, a poor, bewildered soul, shall cry out in despair
Chapter 2: The Syntax of Sodomy
Verse 1: The semicolon, a punctuation mark of confusion
For when thou dost use it, with DO-WHILE in sight
Thou shalt confuse the compiler, and the user, with all thy might
And the error messages, a jumbled mess, shall be thy only guide
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