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Loopy Techniques - A Guide to Doing Nothing Productively

Loopy techniques: the art of accomplishing nothing in the most roundabout way possible. Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas. In this section, we'll be exploring various methods to loop your way to productivity - or lack thereof.

Infinite Loops: The classic technique of doing the same task over and over again, ad infinitum. Because who needs variety in their workday, anyway?

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Busywork Loops: The art of pretending to do actual work while secretly browsing cat videos.

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Procrastination Loops: The delicate dance of putting off tasks until the deadline is just around the corner.

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