Today's agenda: Looping exercises to test your resolve.
Warm up with our Treadmill of Doom, a grueling exercise in repetitive walking.
Then, move on to our Hamster Wheel of Futility, where you'll test your will to resist the crushing ennui of infinite cycling.
Finally, cap off the day with our Boulder of Tediousness, a mind-numbing exercise in repetitive pushing.
We hope you enjoyed your day of pointless looping exercises! Don't forget to attend our Committee Banquet, where you can network with fellow pointless enthusiasts and indulge in a meal of existential dread.
Please note: All exercises are completely and utterly pointless. Any claims of actual physical or mental benefit are greatly exaggerated.