Looping Theory 101

According to our top-secret research, looping is a real thing. Like, seriously, it's a real thing.

Here's the deal, see: when you're stuck in a loop, you just have to... loop back into it. It's like, physics or something.

But don't worry, our team of expert committee members have developed a series of patented Looping Techniques to help you navigate even the most heinous of loops.

• The Blooping Theory
• The Bounce Theory
• The Danceloop Theory

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