The Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Loop Techniques

In this section, we'll be exploring the art of getting lost in an infinite loop.

Here's a simple example:

        
          while (true) {
            console.log("We're stuck in an infinite loop!");
          }
        
      

But what if we want to make it more interesting?

Introducing... the Loop-de-Loop!

Loop-de-Loop

A variation of the classic loop, but with a few more twists and turns.

        
          while (true) {
            console.log("Stuck in a loop! (But it's not that bad, really.)");
            if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
              console.log("Whoa, we took a detour!");
            } else {
              console.log("Nope, back to the start.");
            }
          }
        
      

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