Loops of Futility: Committee on Pointless Exercises

Looping Exercise: Looped Algorithms

Subcommittee Report

Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to create the most underwhelming experience for the committee members.

Key Findings:

• We have found that the algorithmic loop will continue to loop, regardless of the presence of a clear solution.
• The loop will consume all available system resources, including but not limited to, CPU, RAM, and coffee breaks.
• We are considering implementing a loop within a loop, because why not?

Proposed Solutions:

1. We recommend increasing the font size to 12pt to make the experience even more excruciating.
2. We suggest implementing a "Are you still here?" pop-up every 5 minutes to remind the members of their existence.
3. We propose creating a "Looping Exercise" spin-off committee to further explore the depths of futility.

Read more about our proposed solutions

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