Mandatory Committee of Utter Inefficiency

Agenda for the Unproductive

Mandate for the Pointless

We, the members of the Mandatory Committee of Utter Inefficiency, have gathered to discuss the most pressing issues in the land of Pointlessness.

• Article 1: The art of staring blankly at the wall
• Article 2: The science of procrastination
• Article 3: The history of doing absolutely nothing
• Article 4: The ethics of doing the bare minimum

Our esteemed Chairperson, the Honorable Bureaucrat of Inane Regulations, will lead the discussion on these vital and earth-shattering topics.

Subcommittee on the Inefficiency Index:

• The Inefficiency Index: a metric for measuring the depth of our uselessness
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