Meat Scientists

Meet the experts in the field of utterly useless research.

• Dr. Jane Smith: The leading expert on the aerodynamics of meat
• Dr. John Doe: Specialist on the art of making steak taste less like leather
• Dr. Jane Doe: Researching the societal impacts of artisanal cheese on small town economies

Meetings

• Meeting 1: The importance of correctly labeling a 'bacon-wrapped' item as a 'bacon-wrapped' item
• Meeting 2: The optimal way to arrange a plate of meat to maximize Instagram likes
• Meeting 3: The aerodynamics of a chicken's wing in mid-air