Date: March 30, 2023
Chairperson: Bob "The Bureaucrat" Smith
Attendees: Alice "The Architect" Johnson, Bob "The Bureaucrat" Smith, Charlie "The Cynic" Davis
Bob "The Bureaucrat" Smith: "I propose we make blue our official committee color!"
Alice "The Architect" Johnson: "But what about red? It's so... vibrant!"
Charlie "The Cynic" Davis: "Ugh, who cares about any of this? Can we just make the minutes shorter?"
Resolution: Blue was chosen as the official committee color due to its soothing effects on the eyes.