Pointless Committee: Meeting Minutes 20220102

Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Excessive Paperwork

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Alice Discussion: The merits of creating an 80-page report for a 5-minute discussion Action Item: Create an 80-page report on the importance of creating 80-page reports

Agenda Item 2: The Futility of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Alice Discussion: The benefits of filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate Action Item: Create 5 more forms 27-B/6 to send to the Ministry of Red Tape

Agenda Item 3: The Art of Doing Nothing

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Alice Discussion: The importance of spending 3 hours on a 2-hour task Action Item: Create a new task force to study the art of doing nothing

Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 3:47 PM Next meeting: Never