Pointless Committee Agenda - Mega-Mega Ball Mill 3000

Subcommittee on Foosball Table Tuning Techniques

**The Art of Tuning Your Mega-Mega Ball Mill 3000 Foosball Table for Optimal Performance**

Step 1: Check the alignment of the bumpers. Are they parallel to the playing field?

Adjusting the Bumper Screws for a precise fit.

Step 2: Inspect the playfield for scratches and scuffs. Is it time for a Polishing?

Step 3: Consult the ancient texts for optimal player configuration. Is your player aligned with the universe?

Tuning the Player for cosmic harmony.