Pointless Committee: Microwave Nap Time Agenda

Agenda for the 12th Meeting of the 4th Tuesday of the 3rd Quarter

9:00 AM - Arrival of the committee members, all of whom are wearing matching "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts
9:05 AM - Introduction to the agenda by the committee chair, who will read it out loud while standing on a chair
9:10 AM - Discussion of the microwave-related topic prophets, and their relevance to modern society
10:00 AM - Break for "Microwave Cake" and "Free Time to Think About Your Existential Crisis"
10:30 AM - Presentation by the "Expert on the Art of Napping in the Office Microwave" on the importance of napping in 2-5 minute increments
12:00 PM - Lunch break, during which everyone will be forced to listen to the committee secretary's rendition of "Who's on First?"
1:00 PM - Debate on whether or not it's acceptable to set a microwave on fire to heat up a frozen pizza, and whether or not it's a "fireable" offense
3:00 PM - Closing remarks by the committee chair, who will declare the meeting adjourned, but not before taking one last 5-minute nap