Minute of Silence Committee - Agenda for 2023-02-15

Meeting Notes:

Today, we achieved nothing. Absolutely nothing. The room was silent.

Attendees:

• John Smith, Chairman of Doing Nothing
• Jane Doe, Expert in Procrastination
• Bob Johnson, Specialist in Daydreaming

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Silent contemplation of the meaning of life
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch break, because we're still thinking about the meaning of life
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: More silent contemplation of the meaning of life
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Discussion of who left the coffee machine on
• 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The committee was adjourned due to lack of progress

Next Meeting:

We're not really sure. We're still trying to figure that out.