Minutes Archival Committee

Minutes of the utterly pointless Minutes Archival Committee, because who needs minutes anyway?

Agenda for the 1st Meeting (held 5 years ago)

1. Decided to not decide anything

2. Agreed that the coffee machine in the break room is a menace

3. Discussed the merits of using Comic Sans for all official documents

4. Decided that the committee should have a better name

5. Realized we're all just here for the free snacks

Agenda for the 2nd Meeting (held 3 years ago)

1. Decided to have another meeting

2. Discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything

3. Voted on whether or not to take a 2-hour lunch