Meeting Minutes - Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential
1.0.1: The committee convened at 14:00 on a Tuesday. Present were members 1, 2, and 3. Also, a stray cat.
1.0.2: Member 2 mentioned they'd seen a bird.
1.0.3: Member 1 asked if anyone knew what the bird was eating.
1.0.4: The committee deliberated, 3 minutes, 14 seconds.
1.0.5: Member 3 declared, "I'm going to go get a sandwich."
Resolution:
After a thorough discussion, the committee came to a unanimous decision:
"We have no idea what the bird is eating."