MINUTES OF NOTHING: DEBATE EDITION

Agenda Item 1: Nothing

We spent 4 hours discussing the merits of doing nothing. Some members of the committee argued that doing nothing was the ultimate goal. Others argued that doing nothing was not actually doing something and therefore not worthy of discussion.

Agenda Item 3: The Meaning of Nothing

One member of the committee proposed that the meaning of nothing was actually the absence of something, but was shouted down by a majority of the panel.

Resolution

In a surprise twist, the committee voted to table the discussion on nothing, effectively doing nothing at all.