Meeting started at 10:00 AM on a random Tuesday. Attendance: nobody. Agenda: Nothing. Decisions: None. See Decisions of None | See Attendance of Nobody | See Minutes of Nothing
- Pointless discussion about the meaning of "pointless".
- Unfruitful debate on the best type of fruit to have in the office break room.
- Brief, uneventful, and completely inconsequential remarks from the chair.
(Note: These minutes are unapproved and may not reflect the actual events, or lack thereof, that transpired.)