Minutes of the Pointless Committee, January 2012
Attendees:
- Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
- Vice-Chair, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth
- Members:
- Dr. Elliot F. Bottomsworth, Esq.
- Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, M.D.
- Dr. Bottomsworth, the Third
Meeting Purpose:
To discuss the finer points of doing nothing.
Meeting Minutes:
1. The meeting began at 2:14 PM on a Tuesday. 2. Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth called the meeting to order. 3. Vice-Chairman Bertrand P. Bottomsworth took notes. 4. Dr. Elliot F. Bottomsworth, Esq. brought a sandwich. 5. A lengthy discussion ensued about nothing in particular. 6. The committee voted on nothing, with all members in favor. 7. The meeting adjourned at 2:30 PM.
Recommendations:
We recommend doing absolutely nothing.
This is the most effective way to accomplish nothing.
Next Meeting:
Same time, same place, same nothing.