Minutes of the Meeting in the Trenches

Present:

• Bob, The Uninspired
• Jenny, The Disgruntled
• Mike, The Unenthused

Agenda Items

• 13:00 - 13:05: "When is the coffee machine going to get fixed?" - Bob
• 13:05 - 13:10: "Can someone please turn off the fluorescent lights?" - Jenny
• 13:10 - 13:15: "Is it too late to ask if we can take a three-hour break?" - Mike

Decisions

• None were made, but we did manage to agree that the copier is on fire.

Next Meeting: Never. We're all just going to go home and eat some lunch.

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