February 21, 2022
Meeting Summary:
The committee gathered at 3:00 PM, but no one showed up. After 30 minutes of waiting, we decided to take a three-hour break for coffee and existential dread. During the break, we reorganized the meeting schedule, the copier jammed, and the stapler was used as a makeshift microphone. Upon returning, we discussed topics A, B, and C, but forgot what they were. The meeting concluded at 5:30 PM, and everyone went to get some lunch.