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The committee met to discuss the pressing issue of what color to paint the walls. After 2 hours of deliberation, they decided that the walls should be painted a deep, rich shade of...
...plaid.
The reasoning behind this decision was that it would "make the office more interesting" and "distract from the crushing ennui of bureaucratic routine." A motion to paint the walls a more subdued, calming color was voted down.
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