Other Agenda Items for the 14th of October, 2022

Because, let's be real, the real work happens here.

Agenda Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Someone ate the donuts. Again. Who did it? The world may never know.

A photo of a donut with a bite taken out of it

Agenda Item 2: The Committee's Favorite Color is Still Blue

Because, let's be real, it's just so much easier to find in the dark.

Agenda Item 3: The Invention of the Committee Chair's New Hobby

A new, completely-not-pointless project: knitting sweaters for cats.

A photo of a committee chair knitting a cat sweater

Agenda Item 4: Other Agenda Items for the Next Meeting

Because, let's be real, this meeting is never going to end.