Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Purpose: Because someone asked us to.

Discuss the meaninglessness of life
Decide that pizza is the best
Talk about how much we dislike our boss

Agenda Items:

Item 1: Discuss why the coffee machine is broken
Item 2: Decide on the best flavor of donut to eat
Item 3: Who ate the last of the office snacks?

Next Meeting:

Decision 1: Coffee Machine Replacement

Decision 2: Donut Flavor Selection

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