Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to waste valuable resources and taxpayer dollars on frivolous projects that serve no discernible purpose. We are a team of highly trained professionals (in our own minds).
Our goals include but are not limited to:
Our vision for the future is one of unnecessary overhead and pointless bureaucratic red tape. We are the embodiment of inefficiency and excess.
Our subcommittee is dedicated to the study of the history of pointless committee work and the development of new, innovative ways to do nothing.
We are dedicated to finding new and creative ways to waste taxpayer dollars on unnecessary expenses.