PROPOSED BY: Chairperson McSouris

SECONDED BY: Vice Chairperson McTaste

PROPOSAL:

The committee hereby declares that anchovies have been placed in an inedible state, thus rendering them unfit for human consumption.

RESOLVED, that the committee shall henceforth avoid all further consideration of anchovy-based dishes, lest we face the wrath of the Cephalopod Overlords.

ADOPTED: 5-0 (all members present and voting)