Mysterious Stapler Case
A report by the Committee of Highly Unpaid and Overwhelmed Interns on the inexplicable stapling of the office supplies.
The Stapling Incident
On Tuesday, March 14th, at approximately 3:14 PM, the stapler in the break room was found to be in a state of unstapledness. An investigation was launched to determine the cause of this anomaly, which revealed a bizarre pattern of stapler activity that defied all explanation.