Cozy Corner Committee: Agenda for the Utterly Pointless
Agenda for the Cozy Corner Committee, a meeting so dull, it'll put you to sleep with just a single glance.
1. Discussing the Importance of Fluffy Blankets
The committee will convene to deliberate on the merits of fluffy blankets as a means to induce relaxation and/or somnolentia.
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Fluffy blanket presentation and debate
- 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Break for snack time and possible cat napping
Cozy Blanket Standards
2. The Great Sofa Cushion Conundrum
The committee will tackle the age-old question: are sofa cushions too soft or just right?
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Sofa cushion testing and discussion
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break and possible nap time
Sofa Cushion Ergonomics Report
3. The Mystery of the Missing Socks
The committee will investigate the disappearance of socks from the Cozy Corner's laundry room.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Sock tracking and detective work
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Possible sock-related existential crisis
The Missing Socks Theory
Next meeting: same time, same day, same level of enthusiasm.