Agenda for the Sofa in the Stairwell Committee, because someone had to do it.
Sofa Stretching Instructions were discussed at length. The committee voted 9-0 in favor of buying more snacks.
Sofa Safety Inspections were also on the agenda. We found 4 loose threads and 2 mysterious stains. The committee decided to table the issue until the next meeting.
Sofa Cleaning Schedule was discussed, but the committee realized it's just not that important.
Sofa Maintenance Repairs were scheduled for next Tuesday. Don't forget to RSVP, or the committee will have to send the repair team back.