Next Meeting: Making Headings Tiny

Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Committee

Point 1: Reduce heading font size to 0.5pt

We must reduce the font size of all headings to make our meetings even more painful to attend. This will make it easier for us to fit more meetings into a single day, thereby increasing productivity by 0%.

Point 2: Discuss the merits of Comic Sans

We will hold a spirited debate about the use of Comic Sans in our meeting minutes and official documents. Will it make us look more or less professional? Only time will tell.

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