Meet the experts who specialize in procrastination.
Our motto: "Tomorrow will be better, I swear."
We're the ones who will put off the task until it's absolutely necessary, but not before the deadline.
Our team of highly skilled professionals includes:
The Master of Delaying, The Specialist in Excuses, and The Artisan of Pretending to Work.
Join us in our mission to put off everything until it's absolutely unavoidable.
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Or, you know, just wait until tomorrow.