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Pointless Committee Agendas - Our Mission
Our Mission Statement
We, the Pointless Committee, are a group of highly specialized individuals who have dedicated our lives to creating the most convoluted, Byzantine, and utterly unnecessary documents possible.
We achieve this by:
- Creating flowcharts with so many nodes that they resemble a map of the M.C. Escher's Ascending and Descending
- Writing reports that are so long, they make a 19th-century novel look like a tweet
- Conducting meetings that last longer than a Soviet-era Politburo session
- Generating agendas that are so dense, they require a PhD in cryptography to decipher
Our ultimate goal is to make the world a duller, more tedious place, one pointless meeting at a time.
For more information on our other projects, see: