1. The Inflated Ego Foundation - Because someone has to pay for the conference room's extra-large ego mirrors.
2. The Committee's Favorite Coffee Shop - Fueling our meetings with an endless supply of overpriced lattes.
3. The Mandatory Diversity and Inclusion Training Providers - Because we can't be racist, sexist, or ageist, but also can't be bothered.
We're not actually sponsored by any of these companies, but wouldn't it be nice if we were?