Press Release: Primary Sponsor of the Pointless Committee

Sponsored by: The Unnecessary Expense Accountants of America

We are thrilled to announce that our primary sponsor, The Unnecessary Expense Accountants of America, has generously agreed to underwrite the cost of our committee meetings in exchange for a 50% share of any actual work we accomplish.

As one of our esteemed committee members so astutely pointed out, "Who needs actual results when you can have a nice expense account?"

Key Statistics:

• Meeting frequency: 2x per month (with a 50% chance of actually showing up)
• Meeting length: 3 hours (or until someone falls asleep)
• Meeting topics: Whatever we feel like

Media Coverage:

• The New York Times: "Pointless Committee: Where Meetings Go to Die"
• The Washington Post: "Committee Meetings: A Study in Bureaucracy"

Stay tuned for more updates from the Pointless Committee, and don't forget to follow us on Committee Telegram for the latest in pointless bureaucratic news!

Subpages:

• Secondary Sponsor: The Committee Coffee Machine
• Committee Blogs: Because Who Needs Actual Work?