The Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Snack Break Simulation Models
Meet the committee that's been tasked with determining the optimal snack-to-break schedule for the most boring meetings.
- Quantum Snack Theory - Applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the art of snack selection.
- Dietary Dystopia - Exploring the dark side of the snack food industry.
- Snack-Robotics - Building snack-dispensing robots for maximum efficiency.
Our team of experts has developed a complex algorithm to determine the perfect snack break schedule:
if (snack_break_time > 0 && meeting_duration > 0) {
// Calculate the optimal snack break duration
optimal_snack_break_duration = (snack_break_time + meeting_duration) / 2;
}
// Simulate the snack break
simulate_snack_break(optimal_snack_break_duration);
But what happens when the optimal snack break duration is exactly 1.5 seconds?
We've encountered a SNACK-BREAK SIMULATION PARADOX!
Learn more about the Snack-Break Simulation Paradox